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July 28 Meet the Jackal « Murzkinehttp://murz.wordpress.com/2007/07/28/meet-the-jackal/ With downloadable paper model: Canopic Jar #1 - The Jackal July 24 Work-in-Progress, nogisu « MurzkineKyou Kara Maou's 'bear bee' paper model available at http://murz.wordpress.com/2007/07/23/work-in-progress-nogisu/ February 10 Penny for Your Thoughts? « MurzkineMurz-Meme: http://murz.wordpress.com/2007/02/10/penny-for-your-thoughts/ Tagged: (#) วิโรจน์ (#) บุ๊ค (#) พี่พิม (#) แดน (#) กร February 08 There’s No Skeletons in the Closet (2-3/5) « Murzkinehttp://murz.wordpress.com/2007/02/08/theres-no-skeletons-in-the-closet-2-35/ The Cheerleaders and the Drunk « Murzkinehttp://murz.wordpress.com/2007/01/30/the-cheerleaders-and-the-drunk/ January 10 Murzkine: From the Point of View of a Centaurhttp://murzki.blogspot.com/2007/01/from-point-of-view-of-centaur.html October 30 Fwd: English to German?[--- Hilarious forwarded mail ---] THIS WILL TEST HOW DEEPLY YOU UNDERSTAND THE ENGLISH THAT YOU KNOW.... PLEASE FINISH READING... English The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English" . In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. August 30 My Collection of Tiny Planets « Murzkinehttp://murz.wordpress.com/2006/08/29/my-collection-of-tiny-planets/ |
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